On trying to explain KayTar.
BubTar: So she can't hear me? I should TALK LOUDER?!
Me: No, that isn't what I mean. Let's see...hmmm...okay. You are like a Blu Ray disc and KayTar is like a HD DVD player.
BubTar: Yes! I wanted to be the Blu Ray disc!
Me: I'm glad. Okay, the Blu Ray disk speaks and it makes sense to itself, but because the HD DVD player speaks another kind of machine language, it can't understand WHAT the Blu Ray disc is saying. That is why you can't play a Blu Ray disc in an HD DVD player, right? When you speak, it makes sense, but when it goes into KayTar's mind, it is sometimes like you are speaking a different language. She can hear you, it just doesn't make sense in her brain. Like a Blu Ray disc in a HD DVD player.
BubTar: Oh! Okay! I get it. Hey Mom, did you know HD DVDs and Blu Ray discs are SIX TIMES SHARPER than traditional DVDs?
Me: Mmmhmmm. By now, I think you've taught that to everyone we know.
He opted for 100 stars instead of 100 Legos for his 100th Day of School shirt.