Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I'm outsmarted, daily.

KayTar has learned the "Here comes the bride, big, fat, and wide!" song from her brother and just looooves to sing it. We're not so fond of it and have been discouraging it. "It isn't a very nice song, KayTar." we say. A few days ago, she prefaced the song with, "Okay Mom, I'm not singing this to you or Daddy or BubTar or ANYONE. I'm singing it about the HOUSE, because this house is SO FAT!"

How do you argue with that?


KayTar: I have to pee.

Me: Want to sit on the potty?

KayTar (wearing butterfly wings): No, butterflies don't use a toilet, Mom.

They sure don't.


KayTar: Can you change me into my princess dress?

Me: KayTar, I really don't want to change your clothes a hundred times again today.

KayTar: Please? It would make me SO happy AND I will give you this penny--well, actually it is a FAKE penny--but I will still give it to yoooooou.

Somehow, that actually worked.


Me: KayTar, do you have a dirty diaper?

KayTar: Yeah. Are you happy I told you I pooped? (she has a habit of lying about it)

Me: Yes, but I would be happier if you just pooped in the potty.

KayTar: But, you are still happy. That's a COMPROMISE.

We are clearly in trouble.


InTheFastLane said...

Oh! Good luck with that one :)

Jaden Paige said...

HAHAHA! That last one was good. She is too smart! *sigh* What a cutie!

Becca said...

Oh goodness! You ARE in trouble. LOL.

Anonymous said...

So cute! She is going to be the first attorney in diapers, isn't she?

Magpie said...

She is a pip.

tierd said...

Yeah, you are so in trouble!

Amelia said...

Ah. Yes, you are in trouble. It seems to me she won every single one of those arguments. She is so stinkin clever.

I got your email. I am pondering my response because we are torn about this as well...I'll sit down and write you back tonight.

Niksmom said...

Oh.Dear.Heaven! You are in as much trouble with her as I am with my Nik (except he doesn't talk). Better not ever let them get together. Whew. I'll be watching your blog for tips! LOL

Mimi said...

Oh yeah, you're in trouble. She's cleeevvvvverrrr.

painted maypole said...

i'm just remembering how everything she said used to be exact quotes. look how far she's come.

~aj~ said...

That girl of yours is TOO MUCH!

I adore her!

flutter said...

your kids are brilliant. Lordy

alejna said...

Oh, wow. Yup, you're in trouble.

Christine said...

Too smart for her own good. She's so cute.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I can so relate. We live in the land of the literal as well ;)

Run ANC said...

Compromise? Oh my. Yes, you are.