KayTar: Look at my markers, BubTar. They're magic!
BubTar: No they aren't, KayTar!
KayTar: Moooom! BubTar said my markers aren't magic!
Me: BubTar, just let her pretend.
BubTar: But they aren't magic! Someone just made them do that so kids will THINK they are magic, but I'm too smart for that.
Me: BubTar, don't be so cynical.
BubTar: What? Is cynical another word for SMART?