Stuff in my purse

Riveting title, no? Well, I'm at school 30 minutes early with nothing to do and no laptop, so I figured this would be a fine way to waste time!

1. Keys/pink pepper spray
2. Epi-Pen Jr (for KayTar)
3. Ventolin inhaler (for me)
4. Polka dot umbrella that I purchased today after getting soaked twice yesterday
5. GermX hand sanitizer
6. Paper printout of class schedule
7. Wallet
8. Special K chocolate chip protein bar
9. Cellphone
10. Chapstick
11. Pen
12. Emergency OTC meds (Imodium, Advil, Benadryl, Excedrin, Advil Cold)
13. Feminine hygiene products
14. Random receipt from Kohls
15. iPod touch (which isn't in my purse since I'm using it to write this)

How about you? What do you keep stashed in your purse?

PS: Both kids are back in school today. Hallelujah!