Friday, June 24, 2011

Funny Flashbacks.

We have our big Dr. K (neurometabolic/mito specialist) appointment today and I'm a ball of nervous/excited energy! Instead of talking about that, I'm going to repost a couple of gems I came across when reading through this WHOLE blog this week to write up a KayTar Timeline. 

1. The problem with a two year old who can read is...
(she was 29 months old when I wrote this, just about 2.5

When you pull up the list of DVR recordings, she immediately starts demanding the shows she sees on the list.

KayTar: *scanning the list* How 'bout Owwald?

Me: No.

KayTar: How 'bout BobBob BobPants?

Me: No.

KayTar: How 'bout A-Doo-doo? (Pinky Dinky Doo)

Me: No.

KayTar: How 'bout A-Doo-doo?

Me: No.

KayTar: *walks to the TV, points directly at Pinky Dinky Doo listing* What does 'at say?

Me: Pinky Dinky Doo.

KayTar: OKAY!

Drat, she got me again.

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2.  I'm outsmarted, daily.
(she was 4 and a couple of months old here, and hadn't been talking without the use of scripting for very long)

Me: KayTar, do you have a dirty diaper?

KayTar: Yeah. Are you happy I told you I pooped? (she has a habit of lying about it)

Me: Yes, but I would be happier if you just pooped in the potty.

KayTar: But, you are still happy. That's a COMPROMISE.

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3. TBS would rate this as "Very funny."
(this was last February, right before she turned 5)

For cub scouts on Monday, Josh asked his pack to bring in a collection to show the rest of the group. KayTar goes to scouts with the boys, because I have class, so she is part of the pack, too. She brought her Disney Princess doll collection to show.

Josh wanted the kids to talk about their collections, so he prompted them with questions during their presentation. He asked KayTar, "What do you like about your dolls, KayTar?"

She replied, "Well, I like their hair and the color of their dresses...and that they have B00BS..."

Josh nearly DIED when she said that in front of that room full of 7 year old boys and their parents!

There is never a dull moment when KayTar is around!

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Wish us luck today! I'm sure I'll post an update on the appointment tonight or tomorrow.

3 comments:

thesummerchronicles said...

I'm so ready to hear the update lady!

Gizabeth Shyder said...

Good luck!

~aj~ said...

Classics!