Take photographs of their children's freakish abilities and post them online for all to see.
She can turn them both in at the same time, but I'd need a third hand for taking the photo and alas, I have no third hand, which brings me to:
Real Moms sometimes need three hands or more. *lol*
I was tagged for this Real Mom meme by both Em and Kari (who happens to be my roomie for BlogHer! My tickets have been purchased! Woohoo!)