Quotable KayTar: Week 1

I post all kinds of KayTar quote over on Facebook, but as my mom reminded me, those only stick around so long! I'd like a new format to remember all of KayTar's hilarity and insight, so I'm introducing a weekly (if I can keep it up) edition! These gems are from the past week.

After being poked with the needle, without any luck drawing blood:

"Well, I'm not bleeding. I guess I'm dead."

On the name of a butterfly needle, said to the tech:

"You should really call it a MOSQUITO needle, because butterflies don't have stingers and this kind of stings."

On the pain scale, when I asked what her pain was from 0-10 after a needle stick:

"65! It is a 65!"

After screaming a second time after being poked:

"You know, THAT one was just for fun. It doesn't really hurt anymore."

On her choice of newspaper section at my mom's (which she did read):

"Not the comics! I want REAL news, something really cool. About baseball."

When I checked on her, in the middle of the night because of her fussing, and asked why she was fussing:

"I just wanted some attention. That's all."

When the tech came to get us for her KUB (clearly there was some confusion about exactly how we would be getting pictures of her colon):

"Here! You can see my butt!"

On explaining her drawing to me:

"Look what I did to BubTar's precious Luigi (his favorite character)! He's a BUTT! I drew him as a butt. See, that is his hat and then his face? IS A BUTT!"

She went on to draw several cartoons, "The Famous BubTar Butt" "DADYY BUTT (sic)" and "TOILET MOM". Oh my. Journal time will be interesting for her Kinder teacher.