While looking through my anatomy textbook with me :
"Oh! Its like a computer that you can turn the pages!"
After being told that I need some quiet time to make business calls:
"FIRST get me Pediasure and cartoons, THEN make your business calls."
When getting creative with song lyrics:
"I like to poop it, poop it!"
And the hit sequel...
"P-p-p-poopoo face, p-p-poopoo face!"
On familial relationships:
"Daddy is my favorite! Mommy, you can have BubTar."
"Daddy is the prettiest! Mommy, you can be the awesomest."
After incorporating "ain't" into her vocabulary, I asked her where she learned that word:
"I ain't gonna tell you."
When having her blood pressure taken:
"It is hugging me because it is full with loooove."
As I'm buckling her into her carseat:
"Hey baby, wanna go for a ride?"
"You're a farmer and I'm a princess." (what?) "You wear (with disdain in her voice) JEANS. And I wear (with a soft and dreamy voice) dresses! That's why I'm a princess and you're a farmer."
On medical ethics, namely "First do no harm.":
"Well, when the nurse poked me with that needle? That hurt. She HARMED me."
At random times:
"Mom, you're an ol' coot!"