How to pull my pants down while holding a two year old.
How to pee while holding a two year old.
How to wipe while holding a two year old.
How to pull up my pants while holding a two year old.
How to sanitize my hands while holding a two year old.
How to eat one handed while holding a two year old.
How to be content while covered in a several coats of vomit with a bile topcoat.
How being 100% devoted to someone else can prevent you from feeling how sick you really are. And that it hits you like a ton of bricks as soon as the crisis is over.
How doing nothing can sometimes mean the most.

I, on the other hand, am feeling quite miserable with some sort of headache/body ache/sneezing/coughing/need my inhaler-type something or other. And she woke up at 4:30 this morning. LOUDLY. Dude. Thankfully, Josh took the first shift with her, made me coffee, and then we switched off. He's a good man, that one.
I'll be around today, reading here and there when I'm not languishing on the sofa...but chances are I won't be doing much in the way of commenting. My brain is off duty, and brain-free commenting is a bad idea. ;)
Get some rest, chica.
ReplyDeleteAnd add a little vodka to your orange juice.
So glad she's better and sorry you aren't feeling well. Hope you have a good day - I liked the list. See ya.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad she woke up "better" and I'm glad your husband rocks like he does.
ReplyDeleteHope you get a call today!
I'm so glad to hear she's better. I hope you're able to get some good lounge time today to recover. Hope you feel better.
ReplyDeleteI think all things happen for a reason b/c I was on chron.com and just happened to click a blogger with a link to your page (I typically don't read blogs). Anyway, I have been mesmerized for the last hour going over your journey with Kaytar. Please know that I have both you and your sweet baby girl in my prayers. As a mother of 3, I constantly worry about by kids and I am glad that your motherly instinct lets you know when Kaytar needs you. Be blessed and I am praying for you and your family. Eva of Sugar Land
ReplyDeletePoor sick mum. Nice shirt though!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad KayTar is feeling better.
I'm always brainlessly commenting.
I'm glad she's feeling better and hope you feel better soon. You are such a loving mommy. Crossing my fingers that you get some answers for your sweet girl.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad she's feeling better, and I hope you will, soon.
ReplyDeleteLove the new sweater, too!
Heidi
oh -- just getting caught up -- sickness of our own here. i'm glad she's feeling better but so sorry you're feeling like cr*p.
ReplyDeletethinking about you.
Glad she is feeling better! I still have not yet been able to do the bathroom thing holding one of them...what a calamity :)
ReplyDeleteSorry to hear you're feeling so crappy :-(
ReplyDeleteGood tho that Kaytar is better :-)
And she really looks like her momma!
Glad everything is better. Here via Jenny.
ReplyDeleteGlad KayTar feels better. Sorry you don't. What a lovely husband. What a lovely picture!
ReplyDeleteYou haven't had to wipe with a child on your lap before now?!!
ReplyDeleteDude. That's saying something.
OTJ: Maybe in infancy...but it is a whole new ball game with an unconscious two year old. LOL!
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm sick too. Fever, aches, the whole shebang. I hope we both feel better very soon!
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon friend. You are a good mama.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could tuck you in and sing you a lullabye. So much for one little mama to bear. So much for one wee urchin...
ReplyDeleteFirst off, I LOVE your shirt ;) Whoot Whoot Go Canada! Second, I'm glad she is feeling better. Third, boo on being sick yourself - take care, straight to bed and no commenting for you! xo - the bumps.
ReplyDeleteYou rock.
ReplyDeleteGet some rest for you.
So glad she is better. So glad.
ReplyDeleteHope you can get some rest today.
XXOO
Hey, lookit you, wearing a "Canda" shirt! Glad she's better, but sorry that you have to take a turn, too. Somtimes it seems like it never ends, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteOh good god, and lookit me, misspelling the name of my own country. Who was that saying something about brainless commenting?
ReplyDeleteHope you've had a very restful day. So glad KayTar is better today and that you've got such a super hubby!
ReplyDeleteBleah, I've got something coming over me too. Hope you and little Kaytar are feeling better soon.
ReplyDeleteShe's all better! and I'm sorry you're sick.
ReplyDeleteYou're a good, good mama. Good job.
You've got mad skillz, girl. Now go get some rest.
ReplyDeleteYour list made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad KayTar is on the mend. I hope you feel better soon. It's no fun being sick!
Oh no! I hope you are feeling better soon!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad Kaytar is feeling better! :)
Glad to hear she's better. Now it's your turn to rest.
ReplyDeleteOh babe feel better. Want I should come take care of you?
ReplyDeleteGo brain free and may you be well soon.
ReplyDeleteThat going to the bathroom while holding a 2-year-old stuff is difficult!
ReplyDeleteI hope you feel better soon, chica!
oh! get better. soon, honey.
ReplyDeletehang in there
Feel better--soon!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad KayTar is better...now it's your turn.
Ohhhhh... It seems like all the mom's are sick or in red tent across the blogosphere. I hope you are on the mend... BubTar too.
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